Why Is Everyone on the Amalfi Coast Except Me?

Let me start by saying: I am happy for you.

I do not resent your trip to the Amalfi Coast. 

Your boobs look amazing. I admire your access to boats. It is a gift to be held at a drone’s angle to the surface of your 4 p.m. cocktail. Your photos are so vivid I can practically hear your sandals slapping the stairs as you joke about “Burning off all of that pasta! Ha ha ha!” Thank you for sharing your trip with me on Instagram or TikTok—I sound resentful, but I am genuinely enjoying going on this journey with you.  


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